Project Rant

Dear neighbors upstairs,
I understand that Chico State has had its reputation of being a party school, and that's fine and everything, but when you guys upstairs decide that it would be fun to do drugs that make you stay up all night and make you want to blast your techno music through your new DJ speakers that you always brag about, it makes us neighbors downstairs a little irritated. I'm all for playing loud music and having fun at night, but really, on weekday nights Monday through Wednesday... Some people actually go to class during the week and have to get this thing called sleep in for a few hours. Now this is very difficult to do when I hear that bass speaker rattle my apartment until 5 am in the morning, every morning. Now just because in your guys' fantasy life of not going to school or having a job allows you to party all night every night, but for the rest of us, turns out there's this thing called the weekend that is usually a pretty popular time to do all these things.  What makes us downstairs a little more irritated is when you wander down the stairs and knock on our door curious of what we are doing at 2 am. Yes, we are trying that sleeping thing I mentioned earlier. Oh, and all the glass bottles that you guys decide to knock over onto the concrete out front of my apartment, well those do break into very sharp pieces of glass that do hurt when stepped on. So if you guys could keep it down, even just on weekdays, that would be awesome.
Thanks from,
Your annoyed neighbors downstairs

P.S. I heard there's a drug, even common to this state, which actually relaxes you. Maybe you should give that one a try so you won't stay up all night.